jamesssy: i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “i’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever i go to a coffee shop i find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhones...
gradies: 30 years from now a man is sitting in the doctor’s office waiting for his prognosis “What’s going to happen to me, doctor” “that awkward moment when we have to amputate, Lol :P and you’re just like, NO ME GUSTA and im just like, you mad bro, haha medical degree swagggg”
artekka: fapoleon-bonerparte: I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again My favorite picture of him “Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!”
iflifewasashow: zerie: ftwhoran: ap-calypse: rewolf: 3ridan: stay out of my lana del way what the fuck did u just lana del say you guys are lana del gay well this is lana del cray this lana del may be the best post on tumblr this post made my lana del day
burghers: when people say nice things about you
solluxx: paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW tell it to mooove
ashfletchers: lyrics that are so meaningful they make you shiver
anti-social-texting: anti-social-texting: couples make me sick